ODE TO A HOUSEWIFE - A silly song of encouragement to mommies

When I was having our two kids in 1979 and 1980, it seemed like so few women had the opportunity to be home with their kids.  I appreciated that opportunity so much!  It was sort of lonely sometimes.  I wrote this as an encouragement to them.

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TWIST FOR EASE - Reinterpreting Scripture to make life easier :)

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We are twist for ease if you please

We are twist for ease if you don’t please

Scripture twisting is a lot of fun to do

Makes life easier for me, for you

Do you see the part that says serve with whole heart?

Serving others is so hard, can't be my part

To learn to serve, I serve myself, yes, this will do

Serving me comes first, then perhaps some for you

Oh, observe the words "wives, submit to husbands"

This submit must be for wives who are very dumb

I am smart so when he's right I will obey

When he's wrong will be wise and choose my way

Do you read the Bible says to give at church?

Leaves no money when I want more pants and shirts

What to do I wring my hands, oh what the heck

If some is left after I shop, I write the check

MISTER SOUNDMAN (a parody in honor of the unsung hero of music ministry!)

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Mr. Soundman bring us a dream; make us sound better than we really sing

While we bark orders you show us kindness and make our solos sound their very finest

Soundman, what would we do if you weren't with us just helping us through

Please turn on your magic board

Mr. Soundman, just for the Lord

Mr. Soundman, Mr. Soundman you're all alone; can't find nobody to help you along

So every practice your running miles

Between the artists and the knobs and dials

Soundman we never say how much we miss you when you are away

Please forgive your music team

Mr. Soundman bring us, move us, string us,

Mr. Soundman you are a dream!

(Keith W. & Steve U. - You guys are THE BEST!!)