ODE TO A HOUSEWIFE - A silly song of encouragement to mommies

When I was having our two kids in 1979 and 1980, it seemed like so few women had the opportunity to be home with their kids.  I appreciated that opportunity so much!  It was sort of lonely sometimes.  I wrote this as an encouragement to them.

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TWIST FOR EASE - Reinterpreting Scripture to make life easier :)

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We are twist for ease if you please

We are twist for ease if you don’t please

Scripture twisting is a lot of fun to do

Makes life easier for me, for you

Do you see the part that says serve with whole heart?

Serving others is so hard, can't be my part

To learn to serve, I serve myself, yes, this will do

Serving me comes first, then perhaps some for you

Oh, observe the words "wives, submit to husbands"

This submit must be for wives who are very dumb

I am smart so when he's right I will obey

When he's wrong will be wise and choose my way

Do you read the Bible says to give at church?

Leaves no money when I want more pants and shirts

What to do I wring my hands, oh what the heck

If some is left after I shop, I write the check